Pinquitos, 2014
- not finding the "debris and organic matter" in my dried beans and breaking a tooth
- stepping on a piece of broken glass while wearing espadrilles
- getting salmonella after eating raw eggs in cookie dough and cake batter all of these years episode-free
- walking between two cars with running engines, that happen to be blocking a crosswalk, when the rear car accidentally accelerates and crushes my knees between the two cars
- losing my memory